So I Give Up on Love

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
And boys, you’d better listen
Ha ha ha ha
Names have been changed
To protect the innocent
Just in case it’s about you
I guess I’m in a little predicament
What else can this little girl do?
There was Peter
He was a cheater
Who couldn’t keep his hands to himself
There was Ritchie Well, he got bitchy
So I left him there on the shelf
So I give up on love
I guess l’ve had enough
And I don’t give a
What can I do?
Just when I’ve found the one
And I think love’s begun
It’s falling through
So I will dry my eyes
And I’ll just fantasize
And I’ll get moisturized
And think of you
I’m looking for the best
And I’ll take nothing less
Baby, what about you?
A meeting of minds is so hard to find
Is there no such thing as the one?
They say love is blind ’cause the truth is unkind
I’m just a hot loaded gun
There was Henry
Now, he got friendly
When dancing in my pink underwear
And there was David
When he got naked
He didn’t have much up or down spirit
So I give up on love
I guess I’ve had enough
I don’t give a
What can I do?
Just when I’ve found the one
And I think love’s begun
It’s falling through
So I will dry my eyes
And I’ll just fantasize
And I’ll get moisturized
And think of you
I’m looking for the best
And I’ll take nothing less
‘Cause baby, what about you?
Said baby, what about you?