Same costs, and right here’s where you start payin’)
Have a drink, alcoholic
Grab your coat, shopaholic
Grab a bite, anorexic
Intellectual, I’m dyslexic
Feeling happy, could be gay
Maybe, but not today
Right or wrong, either way, whatever
So you think you wanna be famous
So you think you wanna drive my car
Don’t you know you gotta be shameless?
Baby, it you wanna be a star
I’m just a girl, I wanna live forever
I’m gonna learn how to fly
(Newsflash)
Fifteen minutes, show me what you’re made of
Fifteen minutes, what are you afraid of?
I’ve seen it, I’ve done it, you wanna know the trade-off?
It’s heaven, it’s hell, being Geri Halliwell
Get a job, get a car
Get a life, get a face
Get a god, get a man
Get some love and lose some weight
(Extra, extra, read all about it)
So you know you wanna be famous
You keep on knockin’, but you can’t get in
And once you get it, how you gonna keep it?
Don’t you know it’s not enough to win?
Fifteen minutes, show me what you’re made of
Fifteen minutes, what are you afraid of?
I’ve seen it, I’ve done it, you wanna know the trade-off?
It’s heaven, it’s hell, being Geri Halliwell
Fifteen minutes, show ’em you can do it
Fifteen minutes, are you gonna screw it?
I’ve seen it, I’ve done it, is there nothing to it?
It’s heaven, it’s hell, being Geri Halliwell
(I just wanna be loved by you)
I’m just a girl, I wanna live forever I’m gonna learn how to fly
Fifteen minutes, show me what you’re made of
Fifteen minutes, what are you afraid of?
I’ve seen it, I’ve done it, you wanna know the trade-off?
It’s heaven, it’s hell, being Geri Halliwell
Fifteen minutes, show ’em you can do it
Fifteen minutes, are you gonna screw it?
I’ve seen it, I’ve done it, is there nothing to it?
It’s heaven, it’s hell
(The only difference between you and I)
It’s heaven, it’s hell
(Is you get deadlines and I get headlines)
It’s heaven, it’s hell
(You know what? You’re so hip, it hurts)
Being Geri Halliwell
(No, you like me, you really, really like me)
(You know, get the job, get the car, get the money, get the looks)
(Get the scale, get the right weight)
(Except when I’ve got PMS, which is like today)
(Why didn’t I just shut the **** up?)
(Does my bum look fat?)
(No, just don’t make me the fat one)
(You know, I just want someone to kiss me, make it all better)
(Extra, extra, read all about it)